If Building Architects had to work like Software Architects

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If Building Architects had to work like Software Architects

Δημοσίευση από Sheena » 05 Ιαν 2008 21:35

Και μια παρομοίωση μεταξύ αρχιτεκτόνων κτιρίων και αρχιτεκτόνων πληροφορικής.... Τα συμπεράσματα δικά σας.

If Building Architects had to work like Software Architects:

Dear Mr. Architect,

Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need,
you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between
and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the
can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I
make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost
for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.

Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the
I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the
deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen
vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough
insulation in them).

As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance
costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of
features like aluminum, vinyl, or composite siding. (If you choose not
specify aluminum, be prepared to explain your decision in detail.)

Please take care that modern design practices and the latest materials
used in construction of the house, as I want it to be a showplace for
most up-to-date ideas and methods. Be alerted, however, that kitchen
be designed to accommodate, among other things, my 1952 Gibson

To insure that you are building the correct house for our entire family,
make certain that you contact each of our children, and also our
in-laws. My
mother-in-law will have very strong feelings about how the house should
designed, since she visits us at least once a year. Make sure that you
all of these options carefully and come to the right decision. I,
retain the right to overrule any choices that you make.

Please don't bother me with small details right now. Your job is to
the overall plans for the house: get the big picture. At this time, for
example, it is not appropriate to be choosing the color of the carpet.

However, keep in mind that my wife likes blue.

Also, do not worry at this time about acquiring the resources to build
house itself. Your first priority is to develop detailed plans and
specifications. Once I approve these plans, however, I would expect the
house to be under roof within 48 hours.

While you are designing this house specifically for me, keep in mind
sooner or later I will have to sell it to someone else. It therefore
have appeal to a wide variety of potential buyers. Please make sure
you finalize the plans that there is a consensus of the population in my
area that they like the features this house has. I advise you to run up
look at my neighbor's house he constructed last year. We like it a great
deal. It has many features that we would also like in our new home,
particularly the 75-foot swimming pool. With careful engineering, I
that you can design this into our new house without impacting the final

Please prepare a complete set of blueprints. It is not necessary at this
time to do the real design, since they will be used only for
bids. Be advised, however, that you will be held accountable for any
increase of construction costs as a result of later design changes.

You must be thrilled to be working on as an interesting project as this!
be able to use the latest techniques and materials and to be given such
freedom in your designs is something that can't happen very often.
me as soon as possible with your complete ideas and plans.

PS: My wife has just told me that she disagrees with many of the
instructions I've given you in this letter. As architect, it is your
responsibility to resolve these differences. I have tried in the past
have been unable to accomplish this. If you can't handle this
responsibility, I will have to find another architect.

PPS: Perhaps what I need is not a house at all, but a travel trailer.
advise me as soon as possible if this is the case.

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