Types of women!

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Types of women!

Δημοσίευση από aftos » 22 Μαρ 2005 14:45

Kano copy-paste:
1. Internet Woman [Woman with hard access]

2. Server Woman [Always busy when you need her]

3. MS DOS Woman [Everyone has used her, even once, but noone wants her any more]

4. MP3 Woman [Everyone wants to download her]

5. Password Woman [You think you are the only person to know her, despite the fact that 10 more people at least know her as well]

6. Hard disk Woman [Remembers everything, for EVER]

7. E-Mail Woman [8 things out of ten that she is telling you is completely useless]

8. Microsoft Woman [She oppresses every man she meets, trying to convince them that she means the world to them. Before you even know it, she will become the only woman in your life and she will have full control]

9. Screensaver Woman [She is not useful but she is fun]

10. Linux Woman [The attractive mistress who is always telling you "yes", but is obtrusively asking you to take a divorce from Microsoft Woman]

11. Virus Woman [Known as wife, comes when least expected, installs and consumes all reserves. If you try to uninstall her, you will necessarily lose some files, but if you do not try you will lose everything you got]

12. Windows Woman [Everybody knows she malfunctions, but noone can live without her]

13. Paint Woman [Useful only to her children]

14. Multimedia Woman [Makes everything look beautiful]

Ego thelo tin 9!!! :P

ciao 8)

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Types of women!

Δημοσίευση από Cha0s » 22 Μαρ 2005 17:39

Παλιό ;)

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Types of women!

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